Jame's Corner

ahandfulofwords:

Because I’m bored and want to know if people go into detail about their multiplayer characters as much as their Shepard characters. 

PLZ? 

Morra is a female krogan sentinel bounty hunter who left Tuchanka prior to ME1 masquerading as a guy. She spent some time on Omega, met Wrex briefly trying to get a job on Saren’s pirate mission (she overheard him quitting and decided to do the same), and spent a lot of time on Illium chillin’ with Matriarch Aeythta trying to get drunk on asari liquor and failing miserably. She joined up with N7 to find purpose in life.

Paul is a neurotic salarian engineer who is afraid of germs, tight spaces, space and small animals. He enlisted upon the recommendation of a trusted uncle and has regretted the move ever since. He likes dropping decoys and running for his life. 

those are the only two who spawned backstories. Morra was a fanfic character before Mass Effect 3 game out, but Paul’s personality came from multiplayer when my friends and I were laughing about the fact his name was Paul. 

Oh and there’s Monica the Quarian too… she doesn’t have a story though, she’s just named Monica

Ultimate Mass Effect MP Party; Four krogan - two vanguards, a soldier with a sniper, and me - the purple sentinel. We. Are. Awesome.

We are blood brothers now, squadmates. We are a krantt! We are the teenage mutant ninja foursome. Post-wave headbutt huddles eternally.

For Tuchanka!!!

Well, I am safe and sound in Cincinnati for better or worse - that said, here are the top five ways I’ve found to die on a roadtrip.

5, Try to go the speed limit in Northern Kentucky

- The limit itself changes every five minutes. Some notice, some don’t.

4, Stubbornly refuse to pop off your cruise control when behind a truck and someone else just as stubborn as you are about their cruise control sinking slowly backward in the passing lane.

3, Get startled by the local sheriff who is tailgating you in a giant SUV ten miles over the speed limit through a two-lane work zone just before one of the lanes end.

2, Obey the GPS on my 3G At&t Samsung Captivate Android Phone within a metropolitan area.

- When it is not stuttering, freezing, or dropping satellite signal for no good reason, it’s assuming you’re actually two blocks over and telling you to turn around. 

1, Try to open a pack of poptarts.

And the Grand Prize?

Make a top 5 list while driving with a notebook propped on the steering wheel.

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