“Now I imagine him sneaking behind people in the manor and scaring the living daylight out of them. Cause he’s BLOODY TERRIFYING.” -spacekettle
I should be studying.
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To celebrate the arrival of my new laptop, I turned it and Spinetop into fanbots. I want to do a family portrait of these two and The Baron sometime.
the top is the new laptop, Silver. Silver is a plucky young thing who doesn’t understand what he’s doing most of the time. He gets confused but has a good heart and is doing his best to adapt to life as a functional robot.
Spinetop is a good natured guy with an even temper. He puts up with a lot of tomfoolery and rarely flinches. Unfortunately he’s chronically flatulent, a condition he’s learned to live with considering no number of technicians could be bothered to cure him.
Haven’t decided if I’m going to put chevrons on Silver or not. I enjoyed having them on Spinetop, but I may let Sil grow into his own personality. Maybe I’ll redecorate him with a cover or something, then he’ll get a cool new redesign ;) Or become a different fanbot all together!
My cousin came home, ran up the stairs to where I was working, pointed at me and said “You’re here” before vanishing up the hall.
Originally posted June 7, 2005 during the height of my Rito obsession.
I did and do have the hugest crush on Quill the Postman. He’s half bird with beautiful wings, I think all the Rito have such an interesting design, I’m really sad they didn’t include them in any more Zeldas. Maybe I can hope for the future.
quick spine doodle i managed to sqeeze out, tried something different idk
life has been really unfair this last week so yeah there’s that
This style is really cute and different :) I love how you did the metal!
This has gotten amazing
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I’m trying to do a The Spine through the decades thing for my own reference… so I can get a better idea of how he’s changed over time and when. So here’s the fiiirst. He only had weapons for hands during the actual war, so here’s before and after instead. I figured since he was designed to impress a lady, he should be a pretty attractive piece of machinery, imbued with that Victorian vibe and design quality of excessive decoration. Of course, all that gets stripped away later, but for now, I felt like going all out. I know Bunny didn’t draw him this way. Also, I did look at Bunny’s picture a lot for the base design so hopefully it looks familiar to you. (Reminder that The Spine started out with blue eyes.)
I love how knightlike he looks.
ALL HAIL THE NEW XBOX ONE!!! SO GREAT AND MAJESTIC!!!
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Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
BABE
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.
Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was…
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
Then Inception happens
No, my friend, inception is risky business and we are already many layers deep…
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monty python and the search for the holy grail
(whoops, I had one more of these)
The storm raged as Galahad made his way toward the grail. It glowed atop a weathered tower, a beacon in the blustery night. He was cold and wounded. Was the grail an illusion? It was so large and bright… He summoned the last of his strength and sprinted to castle where he knocked and collapsed against the front door.
Galahad awoke in a bedchamber. His sword and shield were missing, but his bloodstained armor was intact. A door opened in the back of the chamber and in walked a beautiful maiden in a sheer white dress. Galahad tensed, but the constriction of muscles shot a pain up his side.
“You poor thing,” the woman cooed.
Galahad saw the hungry look in her eye and, remembering his vow of chastity, focused on his quest. “You are the keepers of the Grail?”
“The what?”
“The Grail. It is here!”
He swung his legs off the bed but she pushed him back with a gasp. “Oh but you are wounded!”
“No, it’s nothing — “
“You must see the doctors immediately!”
“That’s not necessary…”
“Dr. Piglet! Dr. Winston!” The young woman clapped her hands and two more young girls came in. They were ghastly pale with red irises.
Galahad drew back. “They’re doctors.”
“Mmm..” The first lady licked a pair of curved fangs. “They have a basic medical training.”
“But — “
“Please, sir knight, at least try to rest,” the girl said. “Doctors, if you will, practice your art.”
The two women at on either side of him. One held a porcelain bowl. Galahad contracted his arms and legs. “Are you sure this is necessary?”
“We are doctors,” one of the girls said with a hissing giggle. She touched him with her hand but he shirked away.
“We must examine you,” the other doctor leaned uncomfortably close. Galahad ignored his pain and leaped from his bed.
“Torment me no longer! I have taken a vow of chastity!”’
“You poor delerious thing,” they snickered. “We aren’t here for your virginity.”
The strength left his legs. “What?”
“Hold still, Sir Knight.” The girls grabbed his arms and pulled him into the bed with their fangs bared.
They made sure to collect enough blood for the others.
Anyone have good recommendations for dance music. I like all kinds — DDR, Europop, club stuff from popular artists like Lady Gaga… not a big fan of rap/hiphop/I’mgoingtotheclubtogetsomebitchesinmycar music. What do you guys listen to that makes you dance?
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Giraffes on Parade: jenniferstolzer: giraffesonparade said: I got the HD versions and I...
They couldn’t possibly do that. I can only hope they’re kinder to their consumers than to void all the titles they love. That’s just stupid.
Sure they can. It means that they can recharge you for games you already own because you no longer have equipment to play them on. They tweak the games for the new systems, possibly compromising the game’s integrity and release them virtually to make a quick buck because they know once they take away your only means of playing the game you own, you’ll have to buy it to play it again. It’s all about the money..
See, the opposite of all that is Psychonauts.
I will explain: I love Psychonauts. I love Psychonauts so much that I am gripped every so often with the urge to repurchase the game because I want to support it. I have four copies of Psychonauts; ps2, xbox, xbox360 arcade, and steam. I am aware how stupid that sounds, once you own a game you own it and can pay it as many times as you want, but this is fact — every now and then I want to find someone to buy Psychonauts for.
